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the only cure when you're hung asf

Because "I'm Never Drinking Again" Never Lasts.

Wake up, chug Hung As Balls, and feel like the responsible adult you pretended to be last night, minus the headache, dehydration, and crippling life choices. Loaded with electrolytes, vitamins, and just enough science to make your liver love you again.
Rapid Rehydration
Electrolytes + Vitamins That Slap
Feel-Human-Again Formula
Get Un-Hung Now
What's Inside (Besides Regret)
We didn’t reinvent chemistry — we just put the essentials your body’s begging for after a night out into one scoop that tastes good and actually works.

Electrolyte Reboot

Sodium + Potassium

Vitamin Power-Up

Vitamin B6, B12 & Niacin

Immune Recharge

Vitamin C
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Electrolyte Reboot
Sodium + Potassium
Hydration starts here. Sodium and potassium work together to bring your body back from the dead—restoring balance, recharging muscles, and making you feel less like a raisin. Basically, Gatorade’s smarter cousin.
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Vitamin Power-Up
Vitamin B6, B12 & Niacin
Your energy and mood don’t stand a chance without the B’s. These guys fire up your metabolism, support your nervous system, and help your body actually use all that hydration—so you can scroll through last night’s texts with a smile (or at least without nausea).
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Immune Recharge
Vitamin C
Because your immune system also partied last night. Vitamin C helps you bounce back faster, fight off that “I think I’m getting sick” feeling, and puts some glow back into your face so you don’t look like you got hit by a bus.
Hung As Balls - Electrolyte Packets
Hung As Balls - Electrolyte Packets
    Hung As Balls - Electrolyte Packets
    Hung As Balls - Electrolyte Packets

    Hung As Balls - Electrolyte Packets

    Get Un-Hung ASAP
    Hung As Balls Electrolyte Sachets were created for one reason: to make hangovers suck less. With 3,200 mg of electrolytes, natural salt, and a formula designed to rehydrate fast, these packets hit harder than your morning regret. We’re not a quiet wellness brand—we’re the loud, funny, actually-effective one. Drop a...
    Essential vitamins help you rally, not crawl through your day.
    Hydration That Hits Harder Than Tequila
    Post-party, post-workout, or just post-bad-decision.
    $35.99
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    Details

    A heavy-hitting electrolyte blend designed to rehydrate fast and bring you back to life. Perfect for hangovers, late nights, and “why did I do that?” mornings.

    How to take it

    Add 1 packet to 12–16 oz water and drink immediately.
    Use anytime you need fast hydration—before a night out, after a workout, or first thing in the morning.
    Ingredients
    Other Ingredients: 
    Water, Sugar, Gelatin, Pectin, Lactic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Natural Flavor, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Coloring from black carrot juice and paprika.

    • Estimated Delivery:

      Receive goods within 5 - 7 days.

    • Free Shipping

      On all orders over $120
    Hangovers Hate Us
    We made Hung As Balls for the mornings when you question every decision you made — except buying this.

    Rehydrates You Fast

    Packed with electrolytes that hit your system quicker than your 8am anxiety. Bring your body back to life before your coffee does.

    Boosts Energy + Focus

    Vitamin B6, B12, and niacin team up to clear the brain fog and help you fake productivity like a champ.
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    Gentle on the Stomach

    Zero greasy food, zero mystery pills — just smooth hydration that won’t make you gag while your roommate’s blender goes off.

    Actually Tastes Good

    No chalky, “science experiment” flavor. Just crisp, citrusy redemption in every scoop.

    Real Recoveries. Real Regret. 

    They partied, they suffered, they chugged Hung As Balls — now they’re believers.
    Woke up feeling like I got hit by a truck full of vodka. One scoop later I was eating breakfast like nothing happened. Unreal.

    Verified Buyer

    Took this before my 9am class after a night out. Didn’t puke, didn’t drop out. That’s a win.

    Verified Buyer

    Honestly thought I was gonna have to call out of work. Drank Hung As Balls and made it through my shift like a functioning adult. Kinda.

    Verified Buyer

    Frequently asked 
    questions 

    What is Hung As Balls?

    Hung As Balls is a hydration + recovery powder made for the mornings when water alone doesn’t cut it. Packed with electrolytes, B-vitamins, and Vitamin C to bring you back to life (or at least make you feel human again).

    How do I use it?

    Mix one packet with 12–16 oz of cold water, chug like your life depends on it, and give it 15–20 minutes to work its magic. Bonus points if you drink it before passing out next time.

    When should I drink it?

    You can take it before, during, or after the party — we won’t judge. But it hits hardest the morning after when your soul leaves your body at the sound of sunlight.

    What does it taste like?

    Like victory. Like citrusy redemption. Like you might actually survive your Sunday brunch plans.

    Can I drink it if I’m not hungover?

    Absolutely. It’s basically an electrolyte-packed recovery drink — great after workouts, long nights, or anytime you need a quick comeback.

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